happy birthday albie :)
things i realized today: 1. cranium is basically the best game ever 2. green grapes are above par 3. best way to know if i’m comfortable with you: call me and see if i pick up 4. i know way too many songs 5. i can drive.
Self-interest is the enemy of all true affection.– Franklin D. Roosevelt
last night, she said
it seems that every time i try my absolute best to avoid something, it just follows me around everywhere. in whatever form that is. no matter where i go or what i do, there is always certain people that show up, certain names that are brought up, millions of things that are realized. i’ve decided that since such a huge chapter in my life is ending, a few things will go along with it. even...
Laundry reminds me that maybe segregation isn’t such a bad idea after all.– michaelianblack
i’m writing this as i sit in my car bored to death waiting for my mom to finish doing the 546418618 things she has to do before my grandparents (and MAYBE dad) get here. in the last week she has successfully made us look like we spend more money on wall paint and bathroom decorations than on clothes, she has made us look like extremely healthy eaters, and made me shower in her weird shower...
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose:...– Homer Simpson (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
root of all evil
it’s astonishing how much money can affect, how much it can change, and how much bad things come from having money or not having money. and to think it’s just a piece of paper. money is nothing BUT paper. the value it has is something most of us have never even dealt with. i also have to admit that a lot of it has to do with human nature. we want to be more powerful. we want to have...
OMFG VOICE DIALING, I DO NOT WANT TO SAY A FUCKIN’ COMMAND! STOP TALKING...– paulitawilhelm the worst thing about blackberries, ty.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.– George Bernard Shaw (via lickystickypickyme) (via quote-book)
tables they turn sometimes
instead of studying for web design, i redid my tumblr so it would be nicer and prettier and prefect for me. but i guess that’s kind of web designing even if it doesn’t include most of the things i’ve learned. fuck it.
We laughed and laughed, together and separately, out loud and silently, we were determined to ignore whatever needed to be ignored, to build a new world from nothing if nothing in our world could be salvaged, it was one of the best days of my life, a day during which I lived my life and didn’t think about my life at all.
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate....– by: I wrote this for you (via quote-book)
whitewhine: Man, I really wish On Demand had scene selection. -Whine by Lindsey Tweet your complaints @WhiteWhines
i don’t know what she thought, i don’t know what she understood, or what she...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, my drawing was posted :)
there are only seven days of school left. i’m sitting here in my room with absolutely nothing to do, browsing through songsyouusedtolove and facebook stalking people. in my process of facebook stalking, i came across a very recent picture of me and elienne, possibly one of my oldest friends and all of these feelings came rushing back reminding me how truly important certain people have been...
not as good as TFLN or FML, but definately worth some visits, because let’s not deny it, our lives ARE average.
due to the recently discovered fact that stress WILL kill you, there will be nothing but positive thinking in my life. so on this day, i promise i will never be stressed again unless it’s absolutely necessary, and that i’m officially kicking out all that is negative from my life. my family says i’m too carefree, but i guess today will make me become more carefree than ever....
(409): i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i’m 24. (248): apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference (518): I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese. (213): I justed realized that the word ‘turd” is present in saturday
I want to be the first male to appear in a Secret deodorant/antiperspirant...– markhoppus
So excuse me for forgetting, but these things I do. You see i’ve forgotten...– moulin rouge
i’ve never strictly believed in karma because it doesn’t fully make sense. good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people. however, i do believe in cause and effect, and the fact that bruised egos, broken hearts, hurt feelings, and pure bitterness will lead people to get what they deserve and vice versa. in my case, i’ve got nothing but what i deserve....
People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved....– Chuck Palahniuk
tumblr has got to be the cutest, most convenient thing to exist besides twitter. trying it out, but i have a feeling it’s going to give my lj a run for it’s money. both accounts :)