A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says; “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question”
i'll call you bitch for short~
That awkward moment when you get thrown out of a...
you know what everyone needs?
a no bullshit attitude.
leave all your loving behind, you can’t carry it with you if you want to...
but it's no use going back to yesterday, because i...
It’s possible to go on, no matter how impossible it seems, and that in time, the...– Nicholas Sparks, Dear John (via runawaytrain)
we get high till it feel like the sky low
Lakers said this is not an important game for them and they’re playing like it.– Magic Johnson (via iloveblackguys)
(267): Its official. ‘Jingle Bell Rock’ gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
dile que yo estoy muy bien
que nunca he estado mejor
While your getting your cry on, I’m getting my fly on.– Rihanna (via iloveblackguys)
Dear Karen, If you’re reading this, it means I actually worked up the courage...– (via betoughkid)
i don't have a spine, i don't fantasize, i...
it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game.– californication