me: imagine like swallowing errthang you will ever need to know
lord voldemort: its called my semen, i supply jesus juice
me: damn, i wish, i'd suck your dick like TONIGHT, cause i have a test tomorrow and idk shit
lord voldemort: omg
such a crackhead
paula: atleast you have food -__-
paula: i'm trying on shoes
paula: and ~being hungry
me: atleast you have shoes
me: i'm just ~wearing socks
fuck my life sideways
so, every day in my chem lab we do three things. we turn in the lab from the week before, we do our lab, and get our pre-lab for this week signed. usually i do it all in that same order every single time so i don’t miss anything. anyway, i definitely didn’t do that last week because what did i just find in my chem lab notebook? THE FUCKING LAB THAT WAS DUE LAST WEEK. and now is when i...
got tumblr hacked
i was looking at your tuna, did you buy it at the...
they can say whatever, imma do whatever, no pain is forever, yup, you know this.– rihanna
I wish things were different between you and I;
guillermoa: But they’re not. So, de pingaaaaaaaaaa. LMAO best. post. ever.
It made me wonder how many times we forgive just because we don’t want to lose...– (via mellamostepha) (via debbiepie) (via paulitawilhelm)
I TALKED TO YER DAD, GO PICK OUT A WHITE DRESS~
i wish you had bbm, i’d totally want you in BFFEAEAEAEAEAE.